Beer VS. Pussy

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Beer VS. PussyIntroduction: As always your comments, ratings, and jokes are greatly appreciatedIt is time to do a comparison between two things treasured by men, beer and pussy…A beer is always wet.A pussy needs encouragement.Advantage: Beer.A beer tastes horrible served hot.A pussy tastes better served hot.Advantage: Pussy.Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.Advantage: Beer.Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.Pussy does not.advantage: TieIf you get a hair in your teethconsuming pussy, you are not disgusted.Advantage: Pussy24 beers come in a box.A pussy is a box you can come in.Advantage: PussyToo queenbet güvenilirmi much head makes you mad at theperson giving you a beer.Advantage: Pussy.If a beer is brewed with yeast, it isstill edible.Advantage: Beer.If you come home smelling like beer,your wife may get mad. If you come homesmelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad.Advantage: Beer.6 beers in a night and you better notdrive. 6 pussies in a night and youhave done all the driving you need.Advantage: PussyBuy too much beer and you will get fat.Buy too much pussy and you will get poor.Advantage: TieIt is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game.You queenbet yeni giriş are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game.Advantage: PussyIf a cop smells beer on your breath,you are going to get a breathalyzer.If a cop smells pussy on your breath,you are going to get a high five.Advantage: PussyWith beer, bigger is better.Advantage: beer.Wearing a condom does not make a beerany less enjoyable.Advantage: beer.Pussy can make you see God. Beer canmake you see the porcelain god.Advantage: PussyIf you think all day about the next pussyyou will have, you are normal.If you think all day about your next beer,you are an alcoholic.Advantage: queenbet giriş PussyPeeling labels off of beers is fun.Peeling panties off of pussy is more fun.Advantage: Pussy.If you try to snag a beer at work,you get fired. If you try to snag a pussyat work, you get hit with sexual harassment.Advantage: TieIf you suddenly drop a beer, it maybreak. If you suddenly drop a pussy,it may hunt you down like the dog you are.Advantage: Beer.If you change to another beer, yourold brand will gladly have you back.Advantage: Beer.The best pussy you have ever had isnot gone once you have enjoyed it.Advantage: Pussy.The worst pussy you have ever had isnot gone once you have enjoyed it.Advantage: Beer.Bad beer: Schlitz, PBR, Old Swill.Bad pussy: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright.Advantage: TieGood beer: Samuel Adams, Moosehead,Pete’s Wicked Winter Brew.Good pussy: Almost all but the above.Advantage Pussy.The government taxes beer.Advantage: Pussy.

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